QuestionHey guys! My friend gave me a link to your blog, and I saw that you explain and look into god tiers! So, I'll keep it brief. Can you guys do a Slyph of Heart? I was wondering what the land, weapons, and etc. would be! Thanks! Answer

TC, you hear that? People are recommending our blog. We’re cool now!
By the way, sorry this took so long.

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Powers: CA

The Sylph and the Maid are the passive-active pair for the Creation classes. As their name suggests, these two classes create their Aspect for and others and for themselves, as their name suggests. While both of these classes are hypothesized to be made exclusively for females, who can even take anything the canon says seriously anymore?
…Us. The answer is us. We take the canon way too seriously.
But who says male Maids and Sylphs can’t exist anyway, huh?
Anyway, Sylphs, in addition to their creating their Aspect for others, have a second hypothesized power, and that is to heal using their Aspect or just heal their Aspect directly. Kanaya tried to heal Space of the troll species’ absence…I mean, that didn’t really work (*cough*Eridanmesseditup*cough*), but it’s the thought that counts!
Anyway, the Sylph of Heart would be able to create Heart for others. Heart has three main interpretations: soul, emotions, and self, all three intertwinable, and easily confusable at that, but make for surprisingly distinct powers. Let’s look at creating emotions for others.
You know those times. Someone’s going on and on and on about something you just don’t care about. You can’t tell them that, though, they’d think you’re a jerk. So you’re forced to listen while pretending to care. The Sylph of Heart would have the perfect empathetic response, though. They would be able to create emotions that others want them to feel to know just what it expected. They’re amazing listeners, and what’s better is they can be great mediators, too. If two people are in an argument, they would be able to show exactly what the other person was feeling by creating similar emotions in both parties. The Sylph of Heart could stop a war before it started by creating just the right emotions to make people not want to fight…although, this would exclude the creation of apathy, as that would simply be the destruction of other emotions, more the Prince or Bard of Heart’s schtick.
As for creating soul for others, this is something quite similar to the Maid of Heart’s ability, except where the Maid would only make clones of themselves, the Sylph would make clones of others. These clones would strike precisely where it would hurt deepest, the soul. Great for taking in an enemy, or, you know, potentially an ally, alive.
As such, the Sylph of Heart would take a mostly pacifistic route in battle. This in no way means they are not a force to be reckoned with, as Sylphs in general tend to buff their allies, but they also tend to kick people’s asses with the weapons they have (*cough*cuttingEridaninhalf*cough*). Have fun.


Weapons: TC

Sylph of Heart weapons are straightforward.  Seeing as I have already covered the weapon patterns for both heroes of Heart and Sylphs more times than I can count, I’m sure that most of you might already be acquainted with their weapon patterns.  The weapons of a Sylph tend to be capable of transforming from something everyday and unassuming into something deadly, like Kanaya’s lipstick chainsaw.  The weapons of Heart players tend to be oriented towards cutting, like Dirk’s sword and Nepeta and Meulin’s claws.  Put these patterns together, and you’ll get something unassuming that can transform into something that can cut a bitch.  While the unassuming form is up to you, I recommend the following as the more combat-ready weapons.

  • Axekind: Look at that choice axe.
  • Bladekind: Zack Fair called.  He wants his buster sword back.
  • Chainsaw: Yes, I know every weapon I described above is in this list.
  • Clawkind: Are you the first X-Man?  Ah, forget it, that joke’s ahead of your time.
  • Knifekind: Oh, no!  You found my weakness!  Small knives!
  • Scythekind: Why not harvest some wheat after reaping your foes?
  • Sicklekind: Day 54- The capitalist pigs suspect nothing.


Land and Quest: TC and CA

Alright, so, this is the spot where we usually put a word list made by thepageofhopes in case you get stuck on your land’s Aspect word. We did that. Let’s go.
So far, we’ve seen the lands of two Heart players, Dirk Strider, the Prince, and Nepeta Leijon, the Rogue, but of those two, we can probably only use one as an example, as Dirk’s session is a Void session, which leads to some automatic differences between his world and the world of a Heart player in a normal session. For example, his entire world is covered in a noble gas, and is filled with dead, skeletal consorts…or maybe those are just monsters?
In any case, the unfortunate fact is that we are now limited to only using one land, the Land of Little Cubes and Tea. Nepeta’s land is an oddity in its nomenclature, given how it is made of an extra word. While this was presumably done only on Hussie’s part to make the abbreviation for the land LOLCAT, this is an interesting thing and I felt need to make a note of it.
In any case, Nepeta’s land is rather easy to deconstruct and decipher. The “Little Cubes,” part is likely a reference to the little cubes forming staircases and such all along the land, looking suspiciously like sugar cubes. This is likely the Aspect word. Heart lands tend to be sweet and soft, and these “Little Cubes” are most likely made of sugar. The “Tea,” part is quite obviously a reference to the teapots sitting on top of the mountains on the land. We aren’t entirely certain which is the quest and which is the aesthetic word given how little time there was spent focusing on the characters in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea, but that’s as much as we can learn from the name and brief glances we have gotten of the land.
As a side note, if none of the words in thepageofhopes’ list appeal to you or they don’t seem to fit the land you had pictured for your character (if you thought of a quest beforehand), it is possible that the Aspect word for a Heart land is meant to sort of reflect the nature of the player. Nepeta, despite having her underlying metal-as-all-hell nature, was a sweet, adorable individual, a personality that made her easy to like, and as such, her land reflected that. Dirk didn’t have an Aspect word, but his land reflected him, as it was a very interesting land with great levels of depth to it, like Dirk.
Okay, with that description out of the way, what would the Sylph of Heart do for their quest? Their job is to stop a war among their consorts, one for resources and land, one that would kill so many. This war was prophesied, so people feel compelled to have it go through, but without thinking of the consequences. Of the people.
Your job is to stop it as the Sylph of Heart. Mediate. Show the two sides the people they would be harming. You show them what it is they’re destroying, make them feel the need to not do it. Replace their apathy with something far greater.

Anonymous Asked
Questioncan you give an analysis of a lord of heart and a muse of mind? also, can you do a team analysis of the lord and muse being joined by players from a scratched session, which are a time player a space player, a breath player, and a void player? (i could also use a bit of help deciding what class would work best for this session) also, if it isn't too much, what sort of relationship do you think the lord and muse would have? thanks, i know it's a lot. Answer

Wow. This is our biggest ask yet. Alright, well, we’ll start with the Lord and the Muse individually, then focus on how they would cooperate, and THEN do the team ask and suggest classes for each one.
Also, we are so sorry it took so long.

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Lord of Heart


Powers: CA

The Lord and the Muse are the two Master classes, the most active and passive of all the classes, respectively. These two classes are supposed to Embody their Aspects, and it’s imagined that, given their supreme power that they are incapable of inverting, unlike every single other class in all of SBURB. Of course, given how powerful these two classes are, they are going to be very rare, as the game knows that their powers would reach far beyond their own sessions (for examples, see Lord English and Calliope). Speaking of examples, there aren’t much of any. Caliborn and Calliope are the two known members of the Master Classes, and one’s, well, dead. Good news? It’s not Caliborn, so we have a little bit more to work with as far as Lord powers go. Of course, this just supports a theory we mentioned earlier on while discussing the Muse of Time: the Lord would Embody their Aspect actively with the access they have to the powers of all the active classes in SBURB, namely, the Mage, the Witch, the Maid, the Prince, the Knight, and the Thief. They would be able to Know like the Mage, Manipulate like the Witch, Create like the Maid, Destroy like the Prince, Exploit like the Knight, and Steal like the Thief. But if I just leave it there, that wouldn’t be any fun. So let’s talk about the powers of a Lord of Heart.
As a Mage of Heart, they would be able to Know all the rules of the soul, the self, and emotions. They would be able to understand what makes a person be inherently different from everyone else on their fuckin’ planet (even if there’s only one other person on their planet). It’s nature vs. nurture, and they understand the former best. In other words, they would not subscribe to the theory of tabla raza (look it up if you don’t know it, it’s actually quite the fascinating theory). But all this really doesn’t mean too much looking at it alone. If we’re going to look at the Lord’s powers, it’s best to intertwine them, because Knowing how things work in the Heart helps to…
Manipulate it as the Witch. Because they know how far they have to stretch, given the limits of their Aspect as the Mage, the Witch’s abilities would be more of a breakthrough. Where the Mage might pull at one’s Heart strings (ha, see what I did there?), the Witch would PULL OUT A CHAINSAW, CUT THEM IN HALF, MIX THEM IN THE BLENDER WITH THE BASS, DROP THEM LIKE SKRILLEX, put them back together and play a haunting refrain. So in other words, unlike how the Witch of Blood would write the bad fanfic, the Lord of Heart, as the Witch of Heart would be the Mary Sue. This isn’t to say this Mary Sue’s like, My Immortal bad, but they’re really good at, well, manipulating people. If they wanted something, they’d get it, and it would be exactly how they wanted it. They would even be able to condition people to permanently help them by using a sort of Pavlov trick on them. You know, “You help me, I make you feel good, so you associate helping me with feeling good and do it with little in the way of prompting.” Furthermore, the Witch would go beyond just Knowing what makes a person them, they would be able to change it. Imagine, waking up as a completely different person, and yet you never notice. As it was said in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull (keep in mind we aren’t actually looking up quotes here), “We turn you into us and you don’t even know we’re doing it.” Speaking of charismatic people, the Lord would be able to do practically everything as far as people are involved. The Lord of Heart would be the ultimate psychological thriller villain, and with just those two powers alone.
Alright, that’s cool, but what about beating people up? Well, we’ve got you covered there. A while ago, we explained the powers of the Maid of Heart, and one of them was the ability to produce clones, to create self. The bonus here? The Lord might actually be able to make this army of clones solid. So instead of just having the Lord’s clone no. 413 punch the Black King in the soul by punching their face, the Lord’s clone might just be able to punch the Black King in the face. Or maybe both. Maybe the clones exist on both a physical and metaphysical level simultaneously (suck it, existentialists). But in addition to that, the Lord of Heart would be able to use the Maid of Heart’s powers to create emotion (in others, this is a Pavlov trick).
Speaking of beating people up, the Lord’s not going to find much better than their skills as the Prince of Heart. I mean, just look at what Dirk did, and that wasn’t even the real Dirk! The Prince would be able to destroy emotions, which will help them and others be, “stone cold motherfuckers,” and they would be able to destroy self by removing a person’s soul from their bodies, leaving them an empty husk, essentially dead.
Then there’s the Knight’s abilities. We had gone over these earlier in a post dedicated to the Knight of Heart, we had mentioned that the Knight’s abilities include arming themselves with their soul, and thus, making a weapon for themselves that reflects them, or possibly fitting their strife specibus. In addition to that, speaking of cloning, the Lord of Heart would be able to make an army of all the different parts of themselves, the part of them that wants to destroy, the part of them that wants to create, the part of them that wants to know, every part of them. They might even be literally able to split into a Mage, a Witch, a Prince, a Maid, a Knight, and a Thief all with their own abilities and different weapons.
And finally, there’s the Lord’s abilities as the Thief of Heart. Besides the obvious, you know, stealing emotions, the more fun version of events is that which comes from stealing souls. Tell me, do you play Pokemon? Well, TC and I do, and let me tell you, there’s a Pokemon that makes a lot of sense as a Thief of Heart, mostly, if not entirely, for its abilities: Kecleon. It’s a chameleon-like Pokemon whose abilities are Color Change (allows it to change its type into the type of the last move it was hit with, thereby making it less effective if they’re hit with it again), and Protean (which allows its type to change to match the move it’s using, and thereby getting a bonus for their efforts). Kecleon gets a boost for changing what makes them them, and so would a Thief of Heart, and so would the Lord of Heart. Thieves of Heart are shapeshifters, and really good at it. The Lord of Heart, therefore, would be able to steal self, change their face and voice and gods know what else to look and be like their attackers’, or one of their attackers’ allies. They might be able to steal some of their enemies’ or allies’ traits, making the Thief braver or stronger, or more stoic. Hell, they might even be able to steal some of their allies’ or enemies’’ powers as well! They could be able to go as far as to be like the Black King if they accumulate enough strength and powers.
So, put all this together- actually, you know what? You don’t even NEED all this to know what role the Lord of Heart, or any Lord, would have: the front lines. Lord aren’t just on the front lines. Whether they’re starting the fight or ending it, they ARE the front lines. They’re always really into fighting, whether it’s to stop a fight or just for the hell of it. Lords are meant to destroy, after all. When they are given The Choice by Yaldaboath, they’re practically predestined to choose the more active role: to destroy, and to never stop destroying until someone stops them. Their activeness means that they would have the choice of what they want to do, and rather than simply letting whatever happen happen, they would take a role in the how and why of the happening. Lords are very, very dangerous as a result, which is why it’s so rare to find one in the first place. The game knows that whatever the Lord will do, it will have more repercussions than just in their game (for examples, see Lord English), it might affect the entirety of spacetime. The Lord will need to be controlled if anything good is going to come of their session.
So in conclusion, this Lord’s catchphrase? “How can you beat me when I am you?”


Weapons: TC

Well.  Lord weapons.  Sweet.  Anyways, since we only have Caliborn/Lord English to work with, this makes patterns quite easy.  Something flashy, intimidating, and powerful looking sounds like what a Lord would wield.  For instance, the gun that LE used to kill Hussie.  Furthermore, while the weapon of the Lord would appear to be more powerful that that of the Muse, the appearances might be deceiving.  Furthermore, it might be best if the two weapons resembled one another.  Food for thought.
Furthermore, the pattern set by Heart weapons, as previously stated multiple times, sets a template for melee weapons with a penchant for stabbing, cutting, and just being sharp and/or pointy overall.  Take Dirk’s sword and Nepeta and Meulin’s claws as examples.
When these two are combined, you get a sharp, gaudy melee weapon.  Sounds like any number of the following could fit the bill.

  • Axekind: They’re going down, you’re yelling timber…
  • Bladekind: Try a Getsuga Tensho.  It works every time.  Like, 65% of the time.
  • Chainsawkind: VROOM-ROOM-ROOM-ROOM-ROOM-ROOM!
  • Forkkind: Fear no meatball.
  • Lancekind: It’s called a lance.  Hello!
  • Ninjakind: OMG, you can’t see me, I’m blending in just like a pine tree.
  • Scythekind: Oh, what is this that I can’t see, whose ice cold hand takes hold of me?
  • Spearkind: Spartans, what is your profession?


Land and Quest: TC and CA

Alright: land analysis time. Difficulties abound.
You know how we only have one example of a Lord? Yeah, he’s not going to be much in the way of help here (as per usual). After all, his session only had one player in it, and we know that a session that has only one player is going to be dramatically different from a session with other people in it as well. So we can’t use his land, can we?
So after a fair degree of discussion between the two of us, TC and I have decided that the Lord’s and the Muse’s lands, like most everything else about them, would be linked.
We told you multiple times that the Lord’s and the Muse’s powers reach far beyond their session, and, if left unchecked, might go and scar all of existence. Well, we’re thinking that that might have something to do with why the Muse’s land is so empty.
It wasn’t always. And it’s nothing the Muse could stop.
But we’ll get back to that later. In any case, TC and I agree that the Lord’s land would be very lively, brimming with life in all of the citizens and the land itself. There’s wildlife, plantlife, and plenty of everything for all consorts in the land. They have no problems, no real quest to solve, nothing that had gone wrong. Even their denizen, Yaldaboath, never caused any trouble in the land’s known existence. So what else is there to do for the Lord but use their Quest Bed and learn their abilities? What quest could there be?
Well, they do have a quest. And it’s a quest linked intrinsically with The Choice.
You see, the Muse’s planet is barren. How did it get that way? Why are there no consorts? No written records of the destruction of their world? Well, there was a Lord of their Aspect before. And they fulfilled their quest.
The Lord of Heart’s quest is to set up their planet for the next Muse of Heart that would come into existence by destroying everything on that world.
So to design the world, you would use a word that would relate to the Aspect of the player and the aesthetic of the land, not necessarily in that order. The land’s aesthetic is liveliness, and whether that means bright colors everywhere or not is entirely your choice. But the words I can think of that are Heart-related and could relate to the land include Soul, Happiness, Animation, etc. It might even just be the word Heart. Lords and Muses take what we know of the worlds and turn them on their head because of the vast reach of their powers. Their powers are great, and the need for the session to keep them in check are greater.
And if the Choice must be made…so be it.


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Muse of Mind


Powers: CA

The Muse and the Lord are the two Master Classes, the most passive and most active (respectively) out of all the classes, and are extremely rare titles (only one character has ever had the title of Muse in the webcomic, and sadly, she’s dead. As such, like with the Lord, I will try and relate to you what I can.
Muses are hypothesized to Embody their Aspects, and, as such, are hypothesized to have all the abilities of the classes that fit their descriptions as passive or active. For the Muse, that would mean they would have the Seer’s ability to Know, the Heir’s ability to Manipulate, the Sylph’s ability to Create, the Bard’s ability to Destroy, the Page’s ability to Exploit, and the Rogue’s ability to Steal. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, most of these classes have to do with other people and their ability to use their Aspect in conjunction to others. The Muse would Know their Aspect and generally give that knowledge to others to work out amongst themselves. They would be able to Manipulate their Aspect, but be controlled by its whims, and perhaps, in a way, inherit their Aspect. They would be able to Create their Aspect for others, and perhaps heal them using their Aspect. Just as similarly, they would be able to Destroy their Aspect by giving others the tools to do it for them (or something similar). They would be able to allow their teammates (or just other people in general) to Exploit their Aspect as a weapon, and, to reach higher levels of power, would be forced to depend on others (not a bad thing, perhaps a little time-consuming, but not bad). And finally, they would be able to Steal their Aspect and give the spoils of their efforts to their teammates or allies. Furthermore, even better, is that it may very well be impossible for either the Muse or the Lord to invert their Class and Aspect. They would suffer no risk for inversion, meaning that they would have no need for balance between the use of their abilities and the lack of use of their abilities.
So for a Muse of Mind, they would, as the Seer of Mind, be able to sort through any possible outcomes for a certain set of actions. So Terezi as the Seer of Mind was able to tell exactly what would happen if she were to let Vriska go and try to kill Bec Noir, and the consequences from what was going to happen from there on out. And in an amazing turn of events, she actually acted on this knowledge, killing her friend. Under most circumstances, though, the information that the Muse would obtain as the Seer wouldn’t be used by the Muse themselves, but rather by their teammates. They would be able to see the consequences of everyone’s actions and be able to warn their teammates of pivotal points for their session, and the best actions to take for each. Oh, and they would probably be able to read their teammates’ minds. Just saying.
As the Heir of Mind, the Muse of Mind would be able to Manipulate Mind, possibly begin to change what certain consequences would be for taking certain actions (for example: changing the thoughts of the creepy man standing in the subway station catcalling women after you call him out to some sort of revelation that what he’s doing is supremely stupid and dickish rather than him thinking that you’re the dick him deciding to try and stab you). Furthermore, Mind would sort of be like a parent to the Muse when they’re acting as the Heir: they would have sudden breakthroughs, be able to understand certain thoughts and the like, which would essentially just be Mind going, “Happy birthday, have a present.” It’s by such breakthroughs that the Heir would, in a sense, inherit Mind. Mind would limit what the Muse could do as the Heir, but not to the extent of the Mage. Where the Mage has a twenty-foot concrete wall of rules, the Heir has a wooden fence that they’re sometimes allowed to hop over to visit their friends or help the next-door neighbor with building a shed. The knowledge the Muse got as the Seer could help them in manipulating the end results of an action.
As the Sylph of Mind, the Muse would be able to create Mind. They would be able to create thoughts for others, and to create consequences for others’ actions. I imagine that the Muse would use this a LOT to help keep their teammates from doing stupid stuff. When they see that the Lord is thinking of doing something ridiculous for the Vine, the Muse could create the thought in them that what they’re doing is stupid, and that they shouldn’t do it. If the Lord should happen to ignore it, they get a consequence. Perhaps not something as dire as, say, dying (although, if they pulled enough strings for the Rube Goldberg machine, they could do that), but they could indeed give the Lord enough of a warning from an oddly coincidental fate to warn them to never do that again. And as far as the Sylph’s hypothesized abilities of healing Mind and healing with Mind. The former would be something like healing a chain of events by making sure the right things happen at the right time (similar to what John is currently doing by using Terezi’s list), and the latter would involve healing by using the consequences of one’s actions, and likely increasing the benefits of good action. Like if someone were to get injured and they were to actually try and heal themselves, the end results, healing, would come by sooner.
The Bard of Mind we have talked about earlier, but in the case you haven’t read the post we made for it, as the Bard the Muse would have a sort of charmspeak ability, and would be able to convince others to believe something, to destroy thoughts otherwise. To destroy using Mind, they would be able to combine both these and their Seer powers to set into motion something as small as someone stepping on a butterfly, to something as large as an all-out war. The Bard of Mind is the master of destroying Rube Goldberg machines, and therefore, the Muse of Mind could only be that much better given their far more advanced abilities as a Seer.
Again, we’ve already done a post on the Page of Mind (I’d even hazard a guess as that being how you found us in the first place), but in the case you, or any other Muse of Mind reading hasn’t, the Muse would be able to, as the Page, use a sort of telepathic ability and equip their teammates with their thoughts. In addition to that, they would be able to equip their allies with the abilities of a Knight of Mind, arming them with the knowledge of choice and consequences, and justice. The Muse’s allies would be excellent builders of Rube Goldberg machines, capable of setting things up one after the other to harm their enemies, be this through physical harm, insanity, or another mean. They would be able to weaponize thoughts and create revolution or raise an army for themselves.
And then finally, we have the Muse’s abilities as the Rogue of Mind. They would be able to steal thoughts from other people, their enemies, presumably, and share them with their allies, giving them spy abilities, similar to how the Page of Mind’s abilities did. They would also be able to steal consequences and dish them out as well. Think of it like this: say that, after a long, convoluted set of events, the Muse’s friend was about to die. Well, they could lessen the blow, give them a chance of survival, by taking the consequence from their ally and distributing it among their enemies, or, if worse comes to worse, the entire team. The suffering of the many for the good of the one. Again, it’s all how the Muse uses these abilities.
Similar to most other Muses, this one would not be on the front lines. They would be a good spy with the Rogue and Page of Mind’s abilities, and an even better political saboteur by using the Bard of Mind’s skills. The Seer of Mind would give them the knowledge of when they’re going to mess up, and the Sylph’s skills would be useful to be able to convince people to do what they say. So while the Lord of Heart’s messing everything up on the front lines, the Muse of Mind would be able to sneak around and get what they need from enemies (provided the two of them could cooperate for long enough, but we’ll get to that later).
Of course, there’s one last thing a Muse must overcome: The Choice. As we mentioned earlier, Muses and Lords are offered The Choice by their denizen, Yaldaboath. Muses are predestined to make the choice that has them sacrifice their lives to end a force of great destruction- presumably the Lord of the opposing classpect, similar to Calliope and Caliborn. And based on how you said that the other players join them from a scratched session, it’s possible that the Lord and the Muse will both be given the option of making their Choice, as they would be the only two in their session. We can only hope it doesn’t come to that, though.


Weapons: TC

OK, to reiterate what was said about the weapons of a Muse from an earlier post, Muses tend to have weapons that are generally related to those of their corresponding Lord, if there is one.  Their weapon tends to be a rather smaller, more unassuming version of the Lord’s.  For instance, while Caliborn, the Lord of Time, wields a Scepter that transforms into a big assault rifle, his sister wielded a Wand that transformed into a far more diminutive pistol.  Despite what the appearance of the weapons may suggest, the Muse’s weapon may be in fact the more powerful of the two, as indicated by the fact that Lord English abandoned his own assault rifle/scepter in favor of his sister’s wand/pistol, which he then proceeded to use to annihilate a large portion of the dream bubbles and of Paradox Space in general.
Now, we’re quite unsure of whether the Lord/Muse classes have a separate weapon pattern completely different from those of the ordinary classpect patterns, or perhaps if only the Lord’s pattern applies, or maybe if only the Muse’s pattern applies, and whichever does not have their ordinary aspect pattern apply changes to suit the pattern formed by those that do.  There is really no way of knowing.  However, the theory that I personally am sticking with is that the Lord sticks to their aspect’s weapon pattern, and the Muse has to change to suit the Lord.  Why do I believe this?  Simple.  It’s how the classes work.  As the more active class, the Lord would forge the path, while the Muse would be forced to follow that path as the more passive class.
In any case, as the Mind aspect also tends towards melee weapons, it matters little in this instance.  In fact, it is theorized that they are both blades, as well.  We will stick with the most agreed upon melee fact alone.  The following would pair well with the weapons suggested for the Lord.

With axekind:

  • Gardeningkind: For a hatchet
  • Toolkind: Also for a hatchet.

With bladekind:

  • Knifekind: Thank you, Crocodile Dundee.
  • Penkind: The pen is mightier than the.., oh, you get the point.

With chainsawkind:

  • Chainkind: Like a chainsaw, but without the saw.
  • Toolkind: Contains something that is like a chainsaw, but without the chain.

With forkkind:

  • Spoonkind: Who needs a sword, when you’ve got… a SPOON!

With lancekind:

  • Needlekind: It’s tough using this strife specibus.  Knit one, purl two, stab an imp, knit one…

With ninjakind:

  • Knifekind: If I miss the spaces in between…

With scythekind:

  • Sicklekind: Congrats, Karkat.  You’re a Muse now.
  • Staffkind: I TOLD you to take the wizard’s STAFF!

With spearkind:

  • Needlekind: Making even sewing and knitting seem badass.
  • Staffkind: Are you expecting another LoTR reference?  Suckers.
  • Wandkind: Stop, stop, stop!  You’re going to put someone’s eye out. (NOTE: probably not a good idea, since the Mind aspect probably wouldn’t get magic to work due to its heavy association with logic.)



Land and Quest: TC and CA

Muses’ and Lords’ lands are…well, complicated, to say the least. The only Muse we’ve seen in canon is dead, and we haven’t even seen her land. Hell, we haven’t even seen Caliborn’s true land, yet! But we must have some sort of idea of what a Muse’s land would look like, as we finished a request for the Muse of Time. Well, TC and I tend to agree on a sort of headcanon world for the Lord or Muse of anything in any session that has other people:
It would be completely barren. Almost like the worlds in Jane’s, Jake’s, Dirk’s, and Roxy’s Void session, but with fewer enemies, and possibly with no life on it in the first place. There would be no consorts in the land for the Muse to investigate. There would be no puzzles to solve. Nothing, save for the Muse’s quest bed. We imagine that the Muse’s denizen would be Yaldaboath, but there’s no certainty for Muses. It would allow them to make The Choice, which is very important for Muses and Lords alike.
But what, then, is their quest? If they have no definition to their land, no consorts, and practically the only monster in their land being the Denizen whose only act would be to offer them to choice all Muses must face, what quest could there possibly be for them? Well, the only possible quest that I can think of is the one that reflects their abilities: everyone else’s.
That’s right. Their quest is to make sure that everyone else’s quests happen while the session is still ongoing. Before the Black King is defeated, their quest is to give everyone else enough time, to give them enough ability to complete their own quests, all the while preparing for the final battle with the Black King. They have to use their abilities to the fullest here. They have to be able to see what needs to be done to defeat the Black King, to secure their session, they have to be able to give both themselves and their teammates enough time, and they have to make sure nothing gets messed up along the way, and then simultaneously try to set things up so that their teammates can finish their quests, so that they can finish their own, and so they all may better from it.
So how, then, would one design the land of a Muse? Well, you could use the parts of this land that we hypothesize to actually exist. A word to describe the world’s aesthetic could be something related to the barrenness of the land. The other word could be a word that relates to both the Aspect of the Muse and the aesthetic of the world. For example, the Muse of Mind could have words like Consequences or Justice, things that Mind has a deep connection to. Hell, they might even have Choice in their Land’s full name as a bit of an ironic twist (related to their Aspect, and the Muse’s ultimate responsibility). They might just even have their own Aspect as their Aspect word. Again, Muses and Lords take what we know of the rules of creating things like lands and quests and turn them on their heads.
Which is entirely why we imagine that Muses wouldn’t have a quest word for their lands. They’re in charge of managing others’ quests, and, if the time should come, making the choice to sacrifice their lives to stop a force of great evil.



Relationships: TC and CA

Lord of Heart and Muse of Mind

Muses and Lords are quite fascinating Classes, and when they are of opposite Classes and Aspects, that means something very very special and very very strong is between them, but whether it’s good or bad is…well, dependent on their species.
The Lord of Heart and the Muse of Mind would be interconnected throughout whatever arguable guise of fate exists in the continued existence of SBURB. It’s an odd and complex process by which it works, but it exists so that the Lord might always be balanced out by the Muse, at least to some extent. Caliborn was balanced by Calliope before she died, and the opposite was also true. Two great powers would balance each other out, and would hopefully end up making it so that the Lord doesn’t destroy, and that therefore, the Muse doesn’t need to sacrifice themselves to stop said destruction.
So, relationships between these two classes is going to be very strong no matter what species the Muse and the Lord are, but we can imagine it a bit like this:
Human!Lord <3 Human!Muse: Humanity’s strongest emotion is believed to be love, and I can’t blame us for believing that. This doesn’t mean that they don’t have arguments. In fact, because they care about each other so much, they might just argue a lot. But this doesn’t mean that this deep emotion doesn’t exist. If one or both of them happen to be aromantic, though, the relationship would just happen to be very strong <>, almost familial in nature.
Troll!Lord <3< / <3 Troll!Muse: Trolls have always been a bit…volatile, really. This relationship is a prime example of how strong relationships are between trolls, really, and the two would be switching back and forth all over the place. They would NEED an auspistice in order to keep from ripping each others’ throats out in some sort of mix of hate and love, so when the session starts…well, hopefully they’re on separate worlds, or else gods know what will happen (and when the other players join them, don’t worry, we’ve got a good auspistice picked out).
Cherub!Lord <3< Cherub!Muse: There is no doubt about this: the strongest emotion a cherub would feel towards another cherub is hatred. If they happen to be in the same body, this hatred is, more often than not, simply derision and annoyance, but if they’re two, separate, fully developed (one-minded) cherubs, this hatred is a full on romance. And it needs to stop. There’s not much that can get in a cherub’s way once it begins rampaging, and if the two of them do the cherub do in the middle of their session, that’s very bad news. Thankfully, according to the rest of the ask you sent us, they’re not the only ones in the session if they are cherubs, which hopefully means that their destructive behaviors towards each other could be curtailed by the other players.
Human!Lord <3< / <3 Troll!Muse, Troll!Lord <3< / <3 Human!Muse: Gods know that trolls could teach a human how their hate/love thing works and have it work between them. They’d still need an auspistice under most circumstances, yes, but their relationship would be less volatile than if they were both trolls (given how the culture of one is likely less war-driven than the other).
Cherub!Lord <3< Human!Muse, Human!Lord <3< Cherub!Muse: Gods know that SBURB allows for enough shenanigans already that for the reason of balancing each other out, they’d know each other. Again, strong emotions. For the cherub, especially if they’re fully developed, they’re likely antagonizing each other to the point where it could easily be some sort of odd romance. For the human, the cherub knows just what buttons to push to get them to blow up every time they talk. Gods help them if they can even begin to manage this session.



Team Analysis: CA and TC

Lord of Heart, Muse of Mind, and Undecided Class Time, Space, Breath, and Void Players


Well, with the introduction of the Deus Ex Machina thing, this session has everything it needs: a Space player, a Time player, and an even number of players to boot! But you said that you needed some help deciding the classes for your four other players.
So let’s get down to it: the players we recommend are the Rogue of Time, the Thief of Space, the Sylph of Breath, and the Mage of Void.
We had already decided that we would need two active and two passive classes for the remaining Aspects, as in sessions with Muses and Lords of opposite Aspects, balance is key. Too many active or passive players and you might have a war on your hands. So with that, we knew that we would want an auspistice for the Muse and Lord, and we figured there would be none better than a Sylph in that role. Sylphs have a tendency to stop fights more often than we start them (exclusions to this rule tend to be…unsavory in result *cough* Aranea *cough*). We figured we would want a Mage (gods we’re such egotists), as Mages tend to be quite helpful as well with their knowledge, but given how dangerous many of the remaining Aspects were, especially if they were to glitch out or try to bite the session in the butt, we knew that Void was the best place to put the Mage. As for the other two, we imagined that more opposing classpects couldn’t hurt, and if the worst should come to worse, someone handing out more Time to their teammates would be helpful. So Rogue of Time and Thief of Space.
So we talked about how the two Master Classes would get along with each other. We talked about how where the Lord would lead the charge on the front lines, the Muse would supply information as a spy of sorts while everyone else is distracted by the Lord’s shenanigans. Now, let’s talk about the other players.
The Sylph of Breath would be the optimal choice for a leader, Breath players often are. The Sylph would be able to create freedom for their teammates, and with the Muse and the Lord in this session, that is a NECESSARY factor. In their auspisticing, the Sylph of Breath would be pulling the Muse and the Lord apart, make most of their parts concerned not with the other, but with another person or another thing. Hell, if they’re cherubs in the same body, then the Sylph might even be able to pull enough strings to give the two separate bodies. The Sylph would be able to mediate disputes, and would be at the same time, distant enough from other players to be an unbiased judge of things, and close enough to know why people feel passionately.
Rogues always tend to reflect their Aspect before the session starts, generally in a more symbolic way. So this Rogue might have intrinsic ties to death or endings. Maybe, if they’re human, their parental figure(s) run a funeral parlor, or they themselves are interested in things like autopsy. If they’re a troll, they might be keen on becoming an executioner of some sort. But as soon as the session starts up, similar to how Roxy became sober, this Rogue would be all about creating things, and giving other people time to create things, too, as per their powers to steal Time and give it to their allies. This would likely mean that their allies would have some sort of time travel ability, at least for what Time the Rogue would give them. The Rogue would be all about allowing others to create whatever they want, allowing people to get what they need done, done, and might easily be a good member of the team to vent to when things happen or just go wrong. As such, the Muse would likely go to the Rogue for a fair bit of emotional support, especially as the Sylph begins to separate them from their counterpart, the Lord. The Thief will rely on the Rogue to give them time to complete their quest, and more often than not, the Rogue will be able to provide, and will be happy to do so.
Believe it or not, the Thief is likely the most…out there of all the people. Thieves, although having a tendency to reflect their Aspect, do not have lives that do much the same, as shown by Vriska losing her arm and eye, and Meenah not having a choice as heir to the throne. The Thief would be just about as surrounded by endings or destruction (neither of which are as bad as one would think) as they wish to create. Thieves have a problem, though, and it’s that they are…impatient. Vriska wasn’t patient enough with her “student,” Tavros, Meenah wasn’t very patient at all with Aranea’s stories, it’s a thing that they have. Thieves of Space, with powers that focus on speed, among other things, have that problem likely even more. So even with the Rogue allowing them Time to travel, they will have far too much time on their hands. So the Muse and the Lord will have a bit of a…joint project with this one. The Muse will be the logos: they will outright tell the Thief what bad consequences will arise from their actions, their impatience, whatever. The Lord, however, will let them know that they can slow down, and if they don’t, well, a little manipulating couldn’t hurt anything.
And then there’s the Mage of Void. Plus side? They know Nothing. They know how to manipulate it, make the best out of a bad thing, out of destruction, utter obliteration. They could use this knowledge, to know how far the nothing that was there extended, to make something out of it, to undo the Nothing, within the limits of the Nothing. Similarly, they might be able to feel obliteration approaching, like a dark spot on a monitor. Bad side? Well, if they break the rules of Void, they’ll likely find themselves knowing nothing. They have no idea how this Nothing came about or what existed before the nothing. They will be clueless. And that can be dangerous. If you know what’s coming, you can prepare, you have the chance to beat it. But if, say, a Lord was about to rampage (perhaps the Lord of Mind that destroyed the Muse’s land), and the Mage didn’t know what was going to happen, then everything could easily be destroyed. The Mage will be another grounding force in the session, able to know what to do and what might occur.
Final prognosis? If the rest of the team can manage to keep the Muse and the Lord separate to do their jobs, and if the Mage doesn’t lose their sight, then I can see this team going on to do big things. They can make it.

QuestionCould you do a session analysis for a Knight of Void, Mage of Space, Rouge of Life, and Page of Heart? Also could you explain the powers and things a Page of Heart would have, I haven't found a good analysis anywhere. Answer

Sure thing! Once again, like with the Page of Mind post we did not too long ago, we’ll do the specific god tier first and then go about describing the team.
Also, sorry it took so long. TC and I have been hella busy. Hope you like it.

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Powers: CA

The Page and the Knight are the passive-active pair for the Exploit classes. Their jobs are to allow themselves, or, in the Page’s case, others, to exploit their Aspect as a weapon. Pages and Knights must both reach their full potential in order to completely use their abilities, and given how Pages rely on others to reach their full potential, it takes an infinitely longer time. However, all this time spent on the Page is not in vain. Once they reach their full potential, Pages are hypothesized to be the most powerful Class in SBURB. Pages arm others with their Aspect, granting them great power in a sort of repayment for allowing them to reach their full potential. Pages are like kings, leading an army of Knights of their Aspect. And with the Page of Heart, that is a very apt description, especially given the abilities of the Knights this Page would be leading.
The Page of Heart would be able to arm others with the Aspect of Heart. This means that the people they arm become Knights of Heart, in addition to giving the Page an ability to give others a certain emotion that they may already be feeling a spark of. It would almost be like a cleric in an RPG or something similar, making their teammates feel pumped for battle. If the Page’s team feels as though they will lose the battle against their Black King, then the Page will be able to take their fighting spirit, for that always exists going into a battle, and boosts it. They boost their team’s morale, in order to give them the feeling that they will win, and giving them more of an ability to win (you know, if you think it, you can do it).
Another ability of the Page of Heart to equip others with Heart as a weapon would be allowing their allies to become Knights of Heart. A couple of posts ago, I explained the abilities of the Knight of Heart, but in the case you hadn’t read that, that basic abilities a Knight of Heart would have include an intuitive knowledge of Heart, leading to a sort of empathetic ability in order to know what emotions to exploit, the ability to create a sort of “soul weapon,” which may reflect the person who uses it or the Knight in question’s strife specibus, and the ability to splinter themselves, making an army out of the parts of themselves that feel or act certain ways. For example, let’s say that Vriska came into contact with a Page of Heart who reached god tier and their full potential, and they happen to bestow the powers of a Knight of Heart on her. Her splintering might occur between the side of her which is entirely victory-driven, another might be the side of her which feels a fair amount of crushing remorse for her actions, and yet another might be the homicidal maniac who believes those who drag down the group shouldn’t be around to do as much and so on and so on. She’s a very conflicted person at some points, and not so much at others. This Page will have more of an “army” to lead than others, given how their Knights would be able to split themselves up into different people.
In any case, this Page will likely have a role in their team as a motivator of sorts. Someone who can get their team up and at ‘em as far as completing quests and other jobs and the like. This makes them a prime choice for a leadership role, but I’ll be analyzing that role more in-depth later on in the team section.


Weapons: TC

The tendency for a Page is to use an ACTUAL WEAPON as a strife specibus as opposed to the item lying nearest to them.  A Page would use a sword as a weapon instead of, say, a broom.  Heart players tend to gravitate towards melee weapons with a sharp and/or pointed edge.  As such, when taking both of these factors into account, we get the following weapons.

  • Axekind: Hope you’ve played The Forest…
  • Bladekind: BAN…KAI!
  • Chainsawkind: The most efficient way to carve a pumpkin.  Suck on that, knifekind!
  • Knifekind: Speaking of which…
  • Lancekind: Would you rather be a girl with a flower, or a boy with a stick?  Bear in mind that the stick is pointy as all hell.
  • Scythekind: For whom does the bell toll? Meh, it’s up to you, I guess.
  • Sicklekind: No hammer this time.
  • Spearkind: These monsters sure are scary.  Especially with those sticks.



Land and Quest: CA and TC

A lot of this will be repetition from the Knight of Heart post we made not too long ago. So here we go.
So far, we’ve seen the lands of two Heart players, Dirk Strider, the Prince, and Nepeta Leijon, the Rogue, but of those two, we can probably only use one as an example, as Dirk’s session is a Void session, which leads to some automatic differences between his world and the world of a Heart player in a normal session. For example, his entire world is covered in a noble gas, and is filled with dead, skeletal consorts…or maybe those are just monsters? And of course, time for our usual disclaimer-like quip: as with TC’s land, we suggest the use, once again, of this word list to aid you in the creation of your land, in both its quest and its aesthetic.
In any case, the unfortunate fact is that we are now limited to only using one land, the Land of Little Cubes and Tea. Nepeta’s land is an oddity in its nomenclature, given how it is made of an extra word. While this was presumably done only on Hussie’s part to make the abbreviation for the land LOLCAT, this is an interesting thing and I felt need to make a note of it.
In any case, Nepeta’s land is rather easy to deconstruct and decipher. The “Little Cubes,” part is likely a reference to the little cubes forming staircases and such all along the land, looking suspiciously like sugar cubes. This is likely the Aspect word. Heart lands tend to be sweet and soft, and these “Little Cubes” are most likely made of sugar. The “Tea,” part is quite obviously a reference to the teapots sitting on top of the mountains on the land. We aren’t entirely certain which is the quest and which is the aesthetic word given how little time there was spent focusing on the characters in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea, but that’s as much as we can learn from the name and brief glances we have gotten of the land.
As a side note, if none of the words in thepageofhopes’ list appeal to you or they don’t seem to fit the land you had pictured for your character (if you thought of a quest beforehand), it is possible that the Aspect word for a Heart land is meant to sort of reflect the nature of the player. Nepeta, despite having her underlying metal-as-all-hell nature, was a sweet, adorable individual, a personality that made her easy to like, and as such, her land reflected that. Dirk didn’t have an Aspect word, but his land reflected him, as it was a very interesting land with great levels of depth to it, like Dirk.
As for the Page’s quest, I imagine it a little like this: Dominoes. There is a problem on the Page’s world. The consorts, although they recognize it’s a problem, have no real motivation to get rid of it. This is similar to the Knight of Heart’s quest, but rather than the Knight themselves motivating everyone, the Page is smart (this isn’t to say that the Knight isn’t, their abilities work in a different way than the Page’s, which would have made this quest a bad idea for them to undertake). They realize that, given the nature of their abilities, a lot less work can be put into things if you simply have some people act as the motivators. Motivate one in the right way, and you have a Knight of Heart to motivate others. Spread them out, give them enough time, and these Knights of Heart would have spread Heart throughout their area like wildfire. Now the Page can point the Knights in the right direction, tell them what they need to do, in order to get rid of the problem. This might be making something. This might be getting a weapon from somewhere else on the world for the Page to use to slay some sort of monster. Whatever it is, with an army of Knights to motivate the consorts, the quest is a lot easier to manage.



Team Analysis: CA and TC


Knight of Void, Mage of Space, Rogue of Life, and Page of Heart

Well, there’s an immediate problem that I spot with this session: There’s no Time Player. Time Players are vital to the session. Doc Scratch, I believe, said something along the lines of, “A session without a Time player is doomed to fail.” And what’s worse is that without a Time Player, your players wouldn’t have a Scratch Device to help start the session over, so their game is doomed and without some Deus Ex Machina sort of thing going on, and a healthy session intervenes and gives them something to work with, then this session won’t have any sort of good ending. More likely than not? The Reckoning will happen, and everyone will die. The end.
But I’m not going to end it there. You have a Space player, one of two necessary parts for this game. There’s still some sort of hope here, so what I’m going to do? I’m going prescribe you a Time player based on what kind of Time class would help balance out this session. I might even help and prescribe another player to help out if it comes down to it (I know a fair amount of people I’ve worked with want sessions with an even number of people, and it may even be required by SBURB anyway, so I’m going to help you out there). So let’s see what kind of things the team you already have need.
The Knight of Void would provide an immediate benefit to this session. A Knight’s presence in a session means that whatever their Aspect is, their session lacks it, and this session is given a great gift by this Knight. Under most circumstances, the Knight of Void would likely constitute an immediate advantage to their session, as the lack of Void means that this team would have everything they need to complete their session successfully. In this session, though, given how there is no Time player, they would have everything they need except Time to help the Genesis Frog or to prepare themselves. This Knight would be an army, a construction crew, basically anything, able to call out anything they need from the nothingness, and able to show up wherever they may be needed. The weaponization of Void would likely allow this Knight the ability to teleport into and out of existence wherever they need to be, or, at the very least, turn invisible. But with this boon comes a potentiality for the session’s curse: Knights have a mask that they hide behind. For Dave, it was the impermeable “cool kid” act, for Karkat, it was anger, and for Latula, it was the identity of the gamer girl. If this Knight hides behind a mask that makes them keen on overworking themselves, or, on the flip side, not working at all, then the session has more problems than simply no Time. But that’s why the Page will be helpful, once they reach their full potential. Now, this may seem manipulative, but if the Page were to arm the Knight with a feeling of guilt whenever the Knight doesn’t show up on time, or a feeling of happiness whenever they do something good, then the group may be able to train the Knight to step out from behind their mask and simply act for the group. The Page will have to be careful with when and how they do this. If they simply do this with their abilities, rather than talking to them and using pathos to convince the Knight that what they’re doing is problematic, then they might accidentally invert themselves into a Thief of Mind, stealing the Knight’s thoughts and giving themselves a boost while doing so.
The Mage of Space. Now, I know a fair bit about Mages, TC being one, and I know a fair bit about Space, that being my Aspect, so I know that an unprepared Mage will cause a pretty large degree of problems. First off, Mages have a tendency to be bitten in the butt by their Aspect. And Space is a very big thing to have its teeth digging into your ass. Space has a connection to creation, and if the Mage breaks the rules, then gods know that the game might glitch out, and the Mage might end up standing on an enemy spawn point working double-time. But altogether, a Mage balanced by their teammates would be an asset to their team. Their massive knowledge of how Space works would allow them to go around at super-speed or make their enemies go around a lot slower. They could teleport themselves and other things. They could make things bigger or smaller, within the rules of how matter works, and they might even be able to, given enough time learning, make one of those never-ending corridor type deals. You know, when the protagonist of something or another is running towards a door at the end of the hallway or whatever, but no matter how fast of long they run, it never seems to be getting any closer? That’s likely something the Mage could manipulate into existence. They would be the person who needs the Knight’s services most, even outside of their quest, as the Knight would be able to pop test subjects into existence for them to learn more about their abilities and the rules of Space once they reach god tier. But again, the Mage’s inevitable backlash will have to be something that the Mage is prepared to get rid of, and they will have to help prepare their teammates to do the same. The Mage will need to learn or already have some sort of good work ethic, because if they want to complete their quest and learn to manage their abilities as the Mage of Space, then they will have to work double-time, and the Page would likely be able to help motivate the Mage, too.
Next up, the Rogue of Life. Now, let’s face it: with Nepeta’s ship-making, Roxy’s drunken speech obscuring what she’s trying to say, and Rufioh’s wings, Rogues have always had the tendency to reflect their Aspect. But with what I can tell, as soon as the Rogue enters the session, that tendency to reflect their Aspect is gone. Nepeta didn’t have much in the way of shipping time until the trolls were on the meteor, as far as we can tell, Roxy became sober (and as such, her speech stopped obscuring information, a major symbol of Void), and Rufioh ended up becoming paralyzed from the neck down, thereby losing his freedom. So this Rogue would likely be a very lively person before the game started, they would be all for all the possibilities of their Aspect, and then when the game starts, they might not show this all too much. This isn’t to say that they end up being as bland as dead!Aradia, but it might mean they their priorities get put in order. Let’s say that this Rogue, before the game starts, is all for screwing the rules (a more symbolic showing of Doom, Life’s antithesis) for some reason or another that may have to do with affluence, but when they enter the game, something happens that makes them realize that the rules are important in this game, and they embrace the control that Doom has over their life. They realize the limitations of Life, and respect them. The Rogue would be a grounding force for the rest of the team, understanding where Life’s jurisdiction ends, but that doesn’t mean that they might not stretch those rules if something very special to them were on the line. The Rogue would be taking the life from their enemies and giving it to their teammates, a fearsome ability that would be very useful in making sure people tend not to die. But when the Reckoning comes, not even they will be able to keep things from dying.
And finally, the Page of Heart. I had mentioned a something about Pages earlier in another team ask, and I’m thinking that a lot of it rings true here, as well. The Page will likely be at least somewhat mild-mannered, and likely a sort of protege for some of the other members of the team. The Rogue and the Page would likely keep the other members of the team in check, what with the Rogue’s newfound understanding of rules and the Page’s understanding of emotion. But funny enough, I have a feeling that this Page might be more likely to be looking at a lot of the session in a more objective manner. I talked about some of their roles earlier, with the Knight and Mage, but they would probably be the one who lets the Knight and Mage know what they are doing right and what they are doing wrong. They would make the Knight and Mage aware of things by using their abilities, but they have to be careful that they don’t just make their teammates feel things on the fly, lest they invert by the surprising overuse of their abilities. The Page would have to be willing to talk to their teammates, let them know that things are going wrong, and that they can be a part of the solution. Counselling, you know.
Altogether, this is a pretty good bunch. A fair balance of people grounded by an understanding of problems and solutions, and a fair amount also aided by their ability to do awesome things. But we are still missing two players. So first off? We’ll add the Time player.
For this session, we recommend the Sylph of Time. Once they reach god tier, the Sylph would be able to create Time for others, giving everyone enough Time to finish their quests, master their abilities, and then be back in Time for tea. They would have time travel, like all Time players, but they would also be able to give Time to their other people. It would be like giving others a hyperbolic Time chamber (give the player ten minutes in the Sylph’s abilities, and they would be able to complete a day’s, a month’s, etc., worth of stuff). The Sylph, as a healer, would be able to heal using Time, basically undoing whatever damage had been done, provided Time was willing to do that much. I would recommend having this Sylph’s major concern be reaching god tier, at which point the ability to make hyperbolic Time chambers for everyone else be an option. They would be a major asset to this team, but would also be able to help solve any arguments people might be having in the team (give them Time). Then they would know when to send in the Page to help.
Now, for your last player, TC and I had a bit of a debate. We both knew that achieving a balance between active and passive players was probably for the better, but where I was thinking Mind player, you know, logos to the pathos, TC was thinking Hope (because all sessions could use a bit of Hope) or Rage (to motivate). Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought Rage players were a bit dangerous (no offense, Rage players, a lot of times, dangerous is good, just a bit scary), especially in a session that might have Space itself causing problems with the Mage in it. Then he suggested the Witch of Blood. Active player. Not a member of an Aspect already used. Also, incredibly helpful. You know those horrible (and I mean HORRIBLE) fanfictions you might be able to find gods-know-where if you’re not careful? Those ones where not only are physics questionable, but everyone’s acting out of character as fuck? Well, the physics would likely be the Mage’s job, but the OOC team-building-in-five-minutes thing would be the Witch’s. This session, with the Sylph and the Page and Rogue acting as grounders, and the Mage and Knight being powerhouses, is already very good. They would have a good chance of succeeding. But if their teamwork is shoddy, not much could be done with it. The Witch would be able to rewrite any encounter like it were a bad fanfic. They would make the Knight completely abandon their mask to help their teammates with little to no prompting courtesy of the Page, the Mage would be willing to work just as hard as they need to, and the Rogue, well, the Rogue may be poorly written, but at least they pose a good point: don’t break those rules, Mage. The Witch of Blood would be able to make the team cooperate as never before. If they were good before, well, with the Witch by their side, as TC put it, they’d be “a well-oiled machine.”
Add a Sylph of Time and a Witch of Blood, and your team has a very good chance of surviving. Nice job choosing a variety of Classes and Aspects.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionHello! Could you tell me about the powers of a Knight of Heart, and possibly weapons and land/quest for them? Sorry for bothering, thanks! Answer

It’s not a bother at all.

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Powers: CA and TC

The Knight and the Page are the active-passive pair for the Exploit class. Where the Page allows others to use their Aspect as a weapon, the Knight does it themselves. Similarly, where the Page requires other people to reach their full potential, the Knight relies solely on themselves, for better or for worse. Where this can lead to some (fairly prolonged) soul-searching on the part of the Knight, it generally also means that the Knight, when the Page finally reaches their potential, has already reached their potential and has since become a lot more used to their abilities and knows how to use them very well at that point. Comparisons aside, Knights are very powerful classes for weaponizing their Aspects. Karkat was able to use Blood (unity) and was able to pull his team together to pull off the perfect combo at the perfect time to kill the Black King: a monstrous amalgamation (the phrase I was thinking of was something like ‘incestuous slurry,’ but I know that’s not right) of all of their lusii.
I know I’ve probably done this point to death with other Knight posts, but for those of you who don’t know, Knights have the tendency to embody the Aspect that their session lacks. In this case, the Knight’s presence in the session has a direct impact on the other members of the session. There would be a lack of emotion in this session and perhaps a lack of self. This might mean that the Knight is in a session full of Dirks (i.e., “stone cold motherfuckers,”), or a lack of any real differentiation between the people in the session as far as personality. The entire session might even be comprised of twins or triplets, to further accentuate the lack of self, given a presumed lack of physical difference given the similar genetic material.
So a Knight of Heart would be able to exploit their Aspect as a weapon. This could mean a couple of things, the first that’s coming to mind being emotions being a weapon. You know how Moriarty from the Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr. said something along the lines of, “My task for you was to manipulate Holmes’ feelings for you, not succumb to them.” Well, replace “manipulate,” with “exploit,” and you’ve basically got the gist of it. The Knight of Heart would have some basic intuitive understanding of their Aspect, and might have something akin to an empathetic ability (being able to feel what others can feel) in order to know exactly what emotion to exploit in their target. They would know just what to say or do to make someone do exactly what they want by exploiting that which they already feel and allowing it to either grow or shrink on its own. They could make people fall in love with them if that spark is already present, or they could make another person hate them, if they believe it would serve their purpose, but all it takes is the spark to be present. They could make themselves angry or sad or happy, they could make themselves feel anything if the spark is already there. The spark they need has to be there, because they themselves cannot Create their Aspect, as only Sylphs and Maids are capable of doing that. Knights and Pages can only Exploit that which is already there.
Similarly, the Knight should be able to weaponize the soul.  They would utilize their own soul as a weapon to protect themselves and smite their foes.  Like a soul shield,  a shield made out of their own soul to protect their comrades.  Sounds melodramatic enough to be the sort of gimmick a Knight of Heart would keep stashed inside their bag of tricks.  Of course, that would almost definitely be dependent upon what type of person this Knight in question truly is.  If they are a caring person, the soul shield would not be a far fetched possibility.  However, if the Knight is a more barbaric, brutish type, then perhaps their soul would not take the shape of a shield, but rather a weapon, stronger than any other, in order to crush their foes like insects beneath the might of the Knight’s onslaughts. If the Knight prefers to distance themselves from conflict or emotion, this might mean that their “soul weapon,” would take the form of a long-range weapon like a bow and arrow. Or the soul weapon might actually take the form of a weapon fitting their strife specibus, who knows?
Another possibility for weaponizing Heart is the Knight making an army out of the different pieces of them. Heart players are semi-well known for having some “splintering,” issues (Dirk being the most infamous of all- his Dream self was awake every time he was!), and what this means for the Knight is that they could potentially make an army out of every facet of themselves. There might be a “happy,” Knight, there might be an “angry,” Knight, there might be a “sad,” Knight, and so on and so forth. Like that Legend of Zelda game where Link was split up into four versions of himself, green, blue, red, and violet. If the Knight could control them, they’d have the equivalent of an army at their side (really I think that this is why Knights should never be allowed to team up in SBURB- they’d be too powerful, which is why, normally, there’s only one Knight per session, the game knows and compensates for it).
Knights really are warriors first and foremost. Being a Knight of Heart would just allow them to arm themselves with that which everyone has.


Weapons: TC

Weapons for both Heart players and Knights could simply be summed up in two words.  These words in question are as follows: Sharp things.  Both Knights and Heart players are generally more accustomed to wielding melee weapons, and generally bladed or sharp ones.  Dave and Dirk’s swords, Nepeta and Meulin’s claws, and Karkat’s sickles are all examples of this pattern.  As such, the following types of strife specibi would work well for a Knight of Heart.

  • Axekind: To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock…
  • Bladekind: In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock…
  • Chainsawkind: Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper…
  • Clawkind: The claw decides who will stay and who shall go!
  • Knifekind: I got all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop…
  • Pizzacutterkind: Really?  You do know imps are not made of pizza, right?
  • Polearmkind: Work dat pole.
  • Razorkind: Give your foes the closest shave they will ever know.
  • Scissorkind: Suck it, paperkind!
  • Scythekind: On a big, black block. *claps*
  • Sicklekind: I HATE COMMUNISM!!!


Land and Quest: TC and CA

So far, we’ve seen the lands of two Heart players, Dirk Strider, the Prince, and Nepeta Leijon, the Rogue, but of those two, we can probably only use one as an example, as Dirk’s session is a Void session, which leads to some automatic differences between his world and the world of a Heart player in a normal session. For example, his entire world is covered in a noble gas, and is filled with dead, skeletal consorts…or maybe those are just monsters? And of course, time for our usual disclaimer-like quip: as with TC’s land, we suggest the use, once again, of this word list to aid you in the creation of your land, in both its quest and its aesthetic.
In any case, the unfortunate fact is that we are now limited to only using one land, the Land of Little Cubes and Tea. Nepeta’s land is an oddity in its nomenclature, given how it is made of an extra word. While this was presumably done only on Hussie’s part to make the abbreviation for the land LOLCAT, this is an interesting thing and I felt need to make a note of it.
In any case, Nepeta’s land is rather easy to deconstruct and decipher. The “Little Cubes,” part is likely a reference to the little cubes forming staircases and such all along the land, looking suspiciously like sugar cubes. This is likely the Aspect word. Heart lands tend to be sweet and soft, and these “Little Cubes” are most likely made of sugar. The “Tea,” part is quite obviously a reference to the teapots sitting on top of the mountains on the land. We aren’t entirely certain which is the quest and which is the aesthetic word given how little time there was spent focusing on the characters in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea, but that’s as much as we can learn from the name and brief glances we have gotten of the land.
As a side note, if none of the words in thepageofhopes’ list appeal to you or they don’t seem to fit the land you had pictured for your character (if you thought of a quest beforehand), it is possible that the Aspect word for a Heart land is meant to sort of reflect the nature of the player. Nepeta, despite having her underlying metal-as-all-hell nature, was a sweet, adorable individual, a personality that made her easy to like, and as such, her land reflected that. Dirk didn’t have an Aspect word, but his land reflected him, as it was a very interesting land with great levels of depth to it, like Dirk.
But as for the quest, well, that’s a bit of a difficult one. Knights of Heart would have a quest that would give them the tools they need to understand their abilities, and that means that they need a quest that would help them exploit feelings (as the whole ‘soul weapon’ and splintering things would only come after they actually reach god tier). Now: how would this work? What would they need to accomplish that would require the use of feelings? What would they need in order to arm themselves with feelings? Well, let’s say that this land’s consorts desperately needs something. I wouldn’t really know what this ‘something’ is, but perhaps it’s something that would be needed to prevent consorts from getting hurt, or something that the world itself needs, as in the environment. This ‘something,’ can be anything from a machine to a group of people to complete a task (it depends on the Knight in question’s interests and skills). The consorts want to make something, but they’ve never had the materials to do it. This is a teamwork thing. You provide the materials and then make the consorts have a more potent desire to make that something, and you’ve got yourself a quest practically done.
The quest is to make that thing, which would be, under most circumstances, impossible to do in the time the session lasts. The consorts, however, would be more than enough workers to get your quest done and over with. Their emotions exist. You have to decrease their apathy and increase their determination, or whatever it might be that would drive them to create anything from a machine that makes snow to a firefighting squad. You could potentially learn to use the basic empathy and emotional exploitation while completing this quest, similar to how Karkat created an impossible team with an odd unity, and Dave managed to learn time travel before he reached god tier.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionMight I ask your opinion on the Maid of Heart's roles/path/challenge? And some possible weapons? Answer

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Roles, paths, and challenges: CA

Okay. Maid is the active counterpart to the passive Sylph class, both of which create their Aspect. Maids are hypothesized to be an exclusively female class, but, again, anything is possible with god tiers. Maids, however, unlike Sylphs, actively create their Aspect, meaning that, first and foremost, the creation for their Aspect is for themselves. Take Aradia, as the Maid of Time, for instance. When she first was shown in god tier, her first act was to slow Jack down to a stop, thereby creating Time for herself. This simultaneously happened to create Time for her friends, but her first act was one of self-preservation. Not that this is a bad thing. To be honest, we were all kind of surprised by what was happening, and we didn’t expect Aradia’s dream self to already be god tier, so…
Anyway, Heart is the Aspect of self, emotion, and embodies the idea of a soul (hence how Dirk managed to attempt the ripping of Aranea’s soul out of her new body). A Maid of Heart would be a person who would go around creating either one of two things for themselves:
One: they could create emotions for themselves. This doesn’t mean IN themselves, although it could be that if it was really something they wanted. No, they would create emotions for their own purposes. If a Maid of Heart didn’t want to fight an army, they could create enough sympathy for themselves to either stop the army from fighting them and get it to fight themselves, or, if powerful enough, they could turn the entire army to their side. If they wanted to pump themselves and their team up to fight the Black King or something, they could create that fighting drive in themselves. They would be able to give themselves and others power through emotions.
Or, two, they could create Souls. I imagine it as an ability that would, at least most of the time, use an existing soul for a template, and it would create some slight physical form for the copy of the soul in question. Yes, a Maid of Heart would be able to copy souls to make clones of them. They would be able to create an army- an army with little in the way of physical form, meaning any blow they take would likely just be like passing through air, and any blow they make, would hit the soul. Any creature with a weak soul would be hurt really, really badly, practically destroyed by any blow they took from that army the Maid created. Even an enemy as potent as the Black King, given the existence, his being, if it was harmed every time the Maid’s army hit him, not even he would be able to stand up to it.
So as for roles, a Maid of Heart would likely be a more behind-the-scenes fighter. Allowing their army every chance to fight on their own, to heal them by recreating their template, to allow emotion and soul-crushing power to destroy their enemies for them. They would help their team by giving them high doses of fighting spirit. They’d be like one of those mage types from RPGs, providing buffs and making really powerful attacks.

As for paths…well, the Maid of Heart’s true path would have to involve embracing their emotions and their ability to manipulate others. This doesn’t mean that they’re going to utilize this ability. Hell, they could hate that they have it! They just have to recognize this ability of theirs, and recognize that using it is a good thing, providing they only use it in moderation. After all, their abilities are given to them for a reason, and that reason is to help them, believe it or not. Other paths involve using their powers too little (be this due to fear or some other factor), or using their powers too much (which would likely lead to class inversion, turning a Maid of Heart into a Bard of Mind).

As for challenges, I’m a bit confused as to what you mean. Do you mean quests? In which case I recommend a quest that would let them learn to use their foremost abilities (creating emotion and thereby manipulating people) better, maybe creating something that would stop a war between two factions of their consorts? This could be a speech, a song, a monument, really just anything that would help them stop whatever destruction is happening in their world.   A grander, overarching mission for all Maids would be to learn how to support their friends with their aspect, as support is the main purpose of both the Maid and their passive counterpart, the Sylph.
If you’re talking about personal problems, however, things like overcoming doubt or fear or such, I would say it would depend heavily on the Maid of Heart themselves. Some Maids of Heart might hate their ability to create emotions in people, or might not understand it, leading to them not knowing how to use their abilities when the time comes. Other Maids of Heart may be too eager to use their abilities, which might drive those on the tail end of their skills insane (as rapid and uncontrollable and unexplainable changes in mood sometimes can), destroying their thoughts, thereby turning the Maid of Heart into a Bard of Mind, with negative connotations for the Maid in question. I mean, just take a look at Jane, the Maid of Life, inverted by Her Imperious Condescension’s mind control tricks, forced into a Bard of Doom’s role. It results in her threatening Jake with rape (a result of her romantic feelings for Jake mixed with her frustration towards him and her just general anger), killing Karkat just to bring him back to life again (more anger with a mix of proving herself), and doing a ton of other pretty horrible stuff.

So, my altogether opinion of the Maid of Heart is that they would be a useful teammate, and have the makings of a pretty good grounding member for the team as an excellent communicator. All it would take is a bit of understanding their abilities.


Weapons: TC

The pattern for the most well known Maids’ weapons is that it is related to something that they are interested in.  Jane enjoys cooking and baking, so she uses a spoon/fork as a weapon.  Aradia enjoys archaeology, so she uses a whip like Indiana Jones.  Porrim supposedly used Kanaya’s chainsawkind specibus as well, showing her interest in fashion (it turns into lipstick!).  As for Heart players, they tend to use melee weapons that also reflect their interests, with Dirk’s anime and Nepeta’s roleplaying/cat theme (Theirs are based on slashing attacks, but I’ll cut you a break).  Seeing as I do not know what you are interested in, I will mostly use the Heart player pattern as a reference and make occasional guesses for your interests.
As such, the following would be suitable weapons:

  • Artkind: That’s why it’s called painting.
  • Bladekind: Always an option, especially if your interests are anime.
  • Bookkind: Interested in reading?  Why not destroy your foes with LITERATURE!!!
  • Chainkind: Anyone who shops at Hot Topic tends to have many weapons for this strife specibus.
  • Chainsawkind: Like chainkind, only sharper.
  • Clawkind: Ooh, shiny.
  • Entertainmentkind: Are you not entertained?
  • Fankind: I could say some cliche like “I’m your biggest fan”, but even I’m not that horrible.
  • Forkkind: Stick a fork in it.
  • Instrumentkind: The hills are alive…
  • Keykind: The fastest way to unlock a person’s heart?  Stab a key in their chest, of course!
  • Knifekind: One of our most over-recommended strife specibi, back with a vengeance.
  • Needlekind: Thankfully, there’s no need to thread these bad boys.
  • Penkind: Its name is Anaklusmos. For all you non-demigods out there, that means Riptide.
  • Pubkind: For all you alcohollics out there.  *Alcoholics.
  • Puppetkind: If you really feel you must.
  • Sciencekind: Blind them with science.  No, really, like stick a scalpel in their eye or something.
  • Scissorkind: Make sure someone prototypes paper.
  • Signkind: You said stop, now make sure they hear you.
  • Soundkind: …with the sound of music.
  • Sportskind: Touchdown, or whatever.  It matters little to me.
  • Staffkind: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
  • Toykind: No more playing around.  (Yes, I know my puns are awful)
  • Wandkind: Expelliarmus!
  • Yoyokind: You’ll always bounce back.